Three things cannot long be hidden: the sun, the moon and the truth.

I make toys.

I run fuckyeahbuttz.

ask me anything.

Just locked myself out of my house. Borrowed a neighbour’s chair so I could get over the wall in my backyard. Snagged my jeans on the fence and also managed to tear my underpants and slice my buttcheek open.

Adventure.

3 months ago
  1. captaindreadheart said: Turn ‘round, lemme see dat ass. Really though, those cheeks okay? D:
  2. jordanrock said: Battle wounds.
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